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Greetings. I am a completely average teenage girl who loves words and music, and aspires to have a massive library one day. I love many fandoms (just peruse my blog to find out which ones), and am prone to sarcasm. This blog also contains stories and rants about my life. Family, and friends are what keep me going.
Yours, Olivia
~~~~~Smith College 2017~~~~~

Today my mom came to visit me at school to drop off the last box of stuff that I totally forgot I needed from home, so naturally we also went shopping. The haul included:

-vanilla infused black tea
-a dish sponge and soap box to store the sponge in
-a gorgeous batik bedspread (this was the important one…last year I accidentally bought the same quilt as my roommate, and at first it was kinda cute, but once I realized how completely incompatible we were as roommates, the comforter became a point of bitterness for me, and when people see it, they still remember it for matching my former roommates quilt. So now it is covered and this is mine and new and GORGEOUS and it’s like a little bandaid on that internal scar).

We also had a fabulous lunch that I have leftovers from so hell yeah no campus food for one meal coming up soon!

lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

Pride & Prejudice (France - UK - USA, 2005)

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
Valjean: I have to become a better person.
Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.

pawnee-parks-and-rec:

invisibiltycloak:

The little things and moments that didn’t make it to the Harry Potter movies:

  • the Giant Squid
  • Winky
  • SPEW
  • the Hogwarts kitchens
  • Harry’s watch
  • treacle tart
  • "OI! There’s a war going on here!"
  • Firenze as Divination teacher
  • meeting Neville and his parents at St. Mungo’s

I really want to have a tea party where everyone is wearing corsets or bodices and lots of skirts and we sit around sipping tea and plotting the gruesome deaths of those whom have betrayed us.

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"