*hides good snacks from family members*
There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
No, it’s fine. I don’t like big hotel rooms, anyway. Too many drawers.
’Cause, you know, you gotta put something in every drawer, haven’t you? Or it doesn’t feel like home. And sometimes in these places I have to split pairs of socks.
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.