I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
every villain is lemons
And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.
And now: The Weather.
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"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world
#WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO MANY STAIRS#THIS IS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF STAIRS AND BALCONIES AND LEVELS
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The little things and moments that didn’t make it to the Harry Potter movies:
- the Giant Squid
- the Hogwarts kitchens
- Harry’s watch
- treacle tart
- "OI! There’s a war going on here!"
- Firenze as Divination teacher
- meeting Neville and his parents at St. Mungo’s
I really want to have a tea party where everyone is wearing corsets or bodices and lots of skirts and we sit around sipping tea and plotting the gruesome deaths of those whom have betrayed us.
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"You’re gonna do great today"
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501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.